★★☆☆☆ / Eclectic / Japanese / Sushi/Sashimi

Sushisamba review – sky-high group dining

Glossy, pretty and oh so vacant

Tourist guide books often note that London no longer has a high-rise rotating tower restaurant like Berlin’s TV Tower or Toronto’s CN Tower. While thankfully true, this doesn’t mean London is short of skyscraper restaurants – far from it. There are plenty of places where you’re paying more for the view then you are for the food. Sushisamba lies just one floor below Duck and Waffle in the City’s Heron Tower, but couldn’t be more different. As if the panoramic views of the capital weren’t enough, the main dining room has a vaulted ceiling quite unlike any other, while an incandescent tree lights up the drinking balcony.

london view sushisamba heron tower

I can see my arch-enemy’s house from here.

tree bar at sushisamba london

Orange tree.

tree bar at sushisamba heron tower

Insert appropriately witty Tokyo Sky Tree gag here. Oh wait, I can’t think of one.

Sushisamba’s charms then start to slowly seep away, like dirty bath water down the drain. The multi-level bar, where you can eat at the counter, feels like a claustrophobic ocean liner despite the high ceilings. The braying clientele of city boys, wannabe city boys and Sloane rangers off the reservation, all in varying states of drunken dry-humping, not only explains the deafening noise but is also probably the cause of the haunted glassy-eyed look of hollowed-out resignation in the staff. Most of the ones I spoke to responded to my queries with monosyllabic grunts or with thinly-veiled brusqueness.

interior sushisamba london

Up in the rafters.

decor sushisamba london

Lightning tower.

Dining as part of a large group, I nonetheless tried to keep an open mind amidst all this socioeconomic carnage. But being subjected to the Shoji set menu tested my patience, even when bearing in mind Sushisamba’s stated objective of blending Japanese, Peruvian and Brazilian cuisine. Things started off with sensibly salted edamame and roasted corn nuts which tasted like a cross between popcorn and peanuts.

edamame at sushisamba london

Today’s procrastination was brought to you, in part, by the Star Wars boxset (the good one, obviously).

maiz cancha at sushisamba london

Nut job.

There was some creamy, tender beef in the wagyu taquitos, but it was hard to make them out. Not only because of their small bittiness, but also because the wagyu was buried underneath an avalanche of avocado mush and spiced mayo. As if that wasn’t enough of a distraction, the crispy taco shells obscured the beef even further. Pointless.

wagyu taquitos at sushisamba london

‘Casual elegance’ my arse.

It was a similar story with the tuna where the fish had been smothered into anonymity the kimchi-like sauce, a pointless foam and a whole heap of other ingredients including wasabi peas, pomegranate and corn nuts. If less is more, then all this overwrought complexity counts for nothing.

tuna with pomegranate leche de tigre at sushisamba london

Why? Why would you do this? *sighs*

Deep-fried salt cod balls were much better. An oil-free exterior hid a dense, meaty and lightly salted but distinctively fishy interior.

salt cod balls at sushisamba london

Not actually cod testicles, so don’t worry.

I’ve never seen the appeal of teriyaki and the version here didn’t change my opinion of it. Mildly moist and tender slices of poultry (allegedly poussin) had a generically sugary sweet glaze that will appeal only if you have the sensibilities and discretion of a child with a Wagamama’s loyalty card.

teriyaki poussin at sushisamba london

There was a moderately creamy and zesty mayo on the side for some reason.

Although the lime and ponzu glaze was entirely inconsequential, large fillets of hamachi were still pleasing thanks to the fresh, meaty flesh.

hamachi at sushisamba heron tower

Fish out of water.

hamachi at sushisamba london

Thankfully, this isn’t one of those joints with annoyingly pushy toilet attendants. You can do your business in peace.

Tender, fatty and charred rib eye steak was, for some reason, accompanied by rather tame slices of chorizo that was only modestly fatty and spiced. Scattered alongside were tender but otherwise unremarkable slices of wagyu beef.

rib eye steak, chorizo and wagyu beef at sushisamba london

Wagyu. Always overcompensating with the wagyu. It’s the restaurant equivalent of a red Ferrari with a bimbo in the passenger seat.

Served alongside the platter of meat was some sticky and sweet coconut rice as well as some oddly firm, chewy and extra large corn kernels which were far more enjoyable than many of the other dishes served thus far.

peruvian corn at sushisamba london

Some of my photo captions are intentionally corn-y.

The surprisingly limp salmon nigiri and boiled, butterfly prawn nigiri weren’t bothering with. This made the citrusy undertone to the tender white flesh of the yellowtail nigiri (almost certainly of the same hamachi breed as the grilled fillet of fish above) all the more welcome.

nigiri sushi and futomaki at sushisamba london

No, I didn’t eat all of it. This is group dining, remember.

prawn nigiri at sushisamba london


salmon nigiri at sushisamba london


yellowtail nigiri at sushisamba london

Knight in glistening armour.

The Ezo futomaki rolls allegedly combined soy-marinated salmon, asparagus, sesame, chives, tempura crunch, soy paper and wasabi mayonnaise. So many ingredients to so little effect. Moderately less forgettable were the similar Tokyo Sky Tree tuna-based futomaki rolls. The mild crunchiness imparted by tempura flakes and crumbs maintained a minimum level of appeal.

tokyo sky tree futomaki roll at sushisamba london

A mere trifle.

ezo futomaki at sushisamba heron tower


In comparison to the panoply of savoury dishes, there was just one dessert. The modestly flavoured passion fruit cake was nonetheless pleasurable thanks to its light fluffiness which contrasted neatly with the sharpness of the raspberry sorbet and the distinct coconut flavour of the tuile. The only downers on this plate was the muted white chocolate and green tea ganaches.

passion fruit cake with raspberry sorbet at sushisamba london

‘Plating fees for outside cakes are £7 per person.’ Obnoxious idiocy.

The Verdict

Nothing I say will dent the popularity of Sushisamba. If you’re heavily minded to scale a skyscraper just for the view despite the thinly-disguised gimmick food, then chances are you’re a lost cause as it is. I was always prepared for the appeal and value of Sushisamba to be limited to the view and decor, but I was still taken aback by just how scattershot the £70 Shoji menu was. There are some good dishes in there, but at this price you can do so much better in London. You’d better really, really want to see the bright lights of London from up above to put up with such cynical money-grabbing mediocrity.

Name: Sushisamba

Address: 110 Bishopsgate (aka Heron Tower or Salesforce Tower) London, EC2N 4AY

Phone: 0203 640 7330


Opening Hours: Sunday-Monday 11.30-01.30 and Tuesday-Saturday 11.30-02.00

Reservations: essential

Total cost for one person including soft drinks: £85 approx.


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